Sunday, December 21, 2008

Moment of Terror

First ....Happy Birthday Monk!

I was in the bathtub yesterday morning and looked down between my legs to see pinkish/red clots floating in the water. At first, I saw 2 ...frantically started to look around ...and they were everywhere. I can't even describe the next five minutes except to say total panic. Eventually, I did some investigation. Umm...nothing coming from the baby maker that I could find. Maybe I cut my leg shaving? Ummm..no. What the hell? Got of the tub, crying, sure that I was losing the baby even though I couldn't find any direct evidence of that. Called for Monk ...asked him to investigate while I curled myself into a ball on the bed. I hear him start swearing ....look up ..

And he's holding a bottle of pomegranate-mango body wash that is umm...very pinkish/red ...that I was using to shave my legs.

Psssssyyyyyyyyycccccchhhhhhoooooo.

16 comments:

Mermaid said...

That's a classic.

April said...

you're soooo cute :) i heart you.

Valerie said...

OMG that would have freaked me out too. Glad it was not something serious.

ICLW

Mo and Will said...

You crack me up! Love it. I think most of us can imagine ourselves reacting the exact same way. Thanks for sharing. : )

Mo

Laura said...

I would have done the same thing. Glad to know I'm not the only one. Have a very Merry Christmas! ICLW

CTagsGirl said...

Wow! I'm so happy to know the I'm not the only hyper-sensitive pregnant woman! :) So glad this story had a happy ending. No more pink bathing accessories for you!

ICLW

Annie said...

OMG, you had me freaking out. I'm so glad it was just bodywash. Wow. I would have reacted the same way.

ICLW

Mary said...

That's absolutely hilarious! Thanks for your comments on my blog. How do you train the puppy to use the bell?

Happy ICLW!!

christina said...

omg that is the funniest thing i've read in a long time...only after the fact, though! i was freaking out for you there for a minute!

i think it's time to switch to cucumber melon...evergreen...cotton blossom...ummm anything that isn't red or pink in any way!

thanks for stopping by my blog. i'll look forward to reading more of yours!

lostintranslation said...

Haha, that's great! Shows how paranoid we all can get...

Thanks for commenting on my blog! Journey was long but went well.
*ICLW*

WiseGuy said...

Whoa...quite a scare! Thank God everything is alright....Peace!

Liddy said...

Oh that would have freaked me out. Glad it was nothing.

Here from ICLW.

Beautiful Mess said...

Oh how scary! I'm so glad, as I'm sure YOU are, that it was the body wash.
I hope your nice and calm and your breathing is regualr now. I'm not sure mine would be.
Hugs,
-D *ICLW*

Michelle said...

OMG ROFL. That must of been scary but it turned out very very funny!

Cassandra said...

Glad that's all it was.

Reminds me of the time that DH's sister had the stomach flu and vomited while taking a shower, all over the place. She cleaned it up after, but then when I went to take a shower I saw what looked like globs of puke, and ran out of the bathroom in a panic, almost nude. Turned out to be dried body wash.

Kristin said...

Oh honey...in between laughing, you completely had my sympathy. I probably would have panicked too.